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OH HAI THERE INTERNETS!

I HAVE TEA, WHAT DO YOU HAVE/HAVE HAD TODAY/THIS EVENING?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)

TEAAAAAAAAA!

i wish i had tea *looks at empty cup*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

My cup is now empty, but it is still warms

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

my cups are thermal so my tea stays longer for hotter

edit : this only works when there is tea in the cup :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

haha

That would be an awesome cup if no kettles were around

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

they do a usb cup that'll boil your tea i think...

or make it hot

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

That would be rather dangerous

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

when it gets hot enough to drink it fires flaming axes into the air whilst emitting earthquake quality vibrations to tell you your cuppa is ready

if you don't get there in time, it actually drinks it and displays "ha ha you sad git you missed the tea its mine now" on the cup
its brilliant...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Yes, yes they do.

www.vesalia.de/e_usbtassenwaermer%5b5007%5d.htm?slc=uk

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

have you seen the guy who makes popcorn with "one" of those?

four in "one"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

Hey you!

One my friends thought you were me.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

i thought i was you?

wait who am i again?
they're my friends now :D
click here to see what he's on about

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

I have Froot Toats!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

I have no toats :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

froot toats is best of all the toats

it has currunts in *glees*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

I prefer toats with melted cheeses ontop

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

had that for tea

with fried eggses and benas on top

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

I had mexican, burrito, nachos, wedges, souredx cream, guac, salsa and mince shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

mince shit?

cannibalism FT...er

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

Well it was mince with onions and some kind of flavourings

/I didnt cook it blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

that is second best of all the toats

especially if ketchup is also involved.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

well

~~have~~ had

i eated it

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

I have sleepy eyes

and Neil Young: Heart of Gold to watch....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

yes bbc4 had special on him

not bad that tho, quite entertaining

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boff FL OZ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

I have just finished a coffee.

Away with your insipid brew.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

coffee is ground up evil

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

Half past 11 at night and you are drinking coffees?

Good luck sleeping you crazy foo'!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

I have just had coffee

but it was unleaded so no insomnia for me.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

half pass ten, fool

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

He's in Switzerland fool!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

in which case

he should be drinking hot chocolate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

I know

It was a dyslexics read, I did

sorry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Coffee is the drink of cereal killers

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

surreal serial cereal killer?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

In more than one episode?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

caffine makes me sleepy and lucozade

and anything with turine in

edit: nothing to do with the above

www.facebook.com/help/question.php?id=62184

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

a magnum ^^

that is all

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

Magnum PI?

Was he good?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Most powerful hangun/ice cream*?

Delete as applicable.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

i has tea

i had danish, but i ate it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

I has no food :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

i has a jar of pickles

and a packet of tuc cheese sandwich crackers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

coffee

double strong. extra large, extra sugar. i'm on my sixth.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

Coffee is horrid

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

^SCIENTIFIC TRUTH

well, actually i quite like coffee, but it no longer likes me.
love the smell of freshly ground regardless.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

I hate the smell, after working in a kiosk that sells it for 2 summers it put me off it even more

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

i love coffee

but it is liquid evil and causes head hurtyness

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

I've had coffee.

and flapjack!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Coffee is bad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Coffee is good.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

bad is good

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

Not as good as Thriller.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

oh bollocks to michael jackson

what about some fucking real music, eh?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

I wholeheartedly support this sentiment....

However in a fit of "oldness" I am sworn off caffine containing drinks after 8pm....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Drinking tea late is probably why I have trouble sleeping and getting up early

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Aye! That was my problem too....

I am afraid sometimes those things your parents tell you are true. Drinking caffine in the evening does stuff your sleep patterns up and mean you go all circadian wonky!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

But I love the taste of it, and I quite enjoy watching the late night "football" on five

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

A few months of going to sleep just as the dawn chorus got started

made me realise I was most likely going to go loopy if I didn't change...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

Im not that bad, Ive sorted myself out a bit

But I felt rough this morning so slept off my horridness.
2pm I got up.
But I has lecture at 10am and Laser training tomorrow, I need to wake up

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

YOU HAVE WON!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

unless it's decaff

tea has as much caffeine as coffee

but not as much caffeine as my coffee hahahahahahaha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

weight for weight it does

but a normal dose of tea contains very little caffeine.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

Have a brownie point.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

very little caffeine?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

The lady's right.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

tea has more caffeine per leaf

than coffee has per bean

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

\o/

Does he have a name?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Sadly no...

He probably could do with one

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

He's a scientist

clever
and does experiments.
*thinks*
Joseph Mengele?
Naah

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

i currently have a mug of echinacea and raspberry fruit tea on the go

it's funny caffeine free hippy stuff, i know, but it is a good suppertime drink

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

I NEED TEAS

i have some Silvertip White Tea, i'm gonna make some NOOW

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

QUICK, TO THE KETTLE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

I'm possibly the most content person in the world.

I'm sat in a very comfy reclining 'Lazy Boy' chair, made all the more comfy by the knowledge that its days are numbered. I have a cigarette in one hand and a cup of Earl Grey tea - with honey and lemon, not milk and sugar - in the other. On my iPod is Saturday Night Fry (provided by Jeru) and on my laptop is /board.

Someone try and better me. I dare you. You can't.

Edit: Also, nice picture. It's a happy tea.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

I have my trousers round my ankles wanking over a picture of jade goody

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

that might take a while

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

Actually, that is a lie

I have the telly on and I may go shoot some americans on xboxies

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

I got the new guitar hero with my roomate.

We've been rocking out with a 90% success rate on average.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

That the one with drums?

I wanna try the drums one,

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

Nah we got the one with just the guitar.

He already had a guitar from the last one so we have been duelling and doing a co-op career. I haven't got enough friends for a whole band :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

Aww poor you, You nailed that spanish (I think) bird yet?

Ive tried playing geetar hero drunk, I fail miserably

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

Nah.

After getting to know her she's become more like a little sister.

A tragically sexy one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

Oh noes, at the end of the year both get really drunk then wake up in her bed. Winnar

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

*starts plotting*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

fake a break-up with somebody else

get a bottle of vodka, call her and start crying. she'll come over to console you, get drunk with you, feel all kinds of nurturing emotions, then shag you when the vodka kicks in.
result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

Hmmm.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

i envy your tea

earl grey is lush, especially with honey and lemon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU SHOULD DRINK IT.

Check my mug one time.

Click for bigger

It's colossal.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

i have one about the same size from disney

it's a bugger to pick up one-handed when it's full!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

i gots one of them

with sully on the side

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

Would you like tea in your milk?

Waaaaay tooooo miiiiilllllkkkyyy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

THREE FUCKING TEA BAGS TAKE A LONG TIME TO BREW.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOOK THE PIC LATER THEN.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

THATS HUGE

And rather milky aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

just for a second

thought it was a fresh brew

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

top tip

USE A TEAPOT TO BREW

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

EARL GREY IS THE DEVILS TEA

he tempts us with it away from the true cup

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

LIES!

earl grey is delightful! it's far too delicate for beelzebub.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

It's a little known fact that

beelzebub is in fact a crossdresser.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Try Lady grey

its nicer

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

Water.

TRUFAX

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

So the boy pulled his finger out at last then.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

THAT'S NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

Damn I want tea now

but we have no milk :(

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Have it black

I did that on the train as I couldnt find the milk and are too british to go back and ask for some.
It wasnt that bad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

but I will have to put more sugar in to compensate for the lack of milk

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

Yes, 2 at least

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

this seems like a good place to say

nighty night b3ta! time for (laying awake, wide-eyed in) bed!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

nighty night, shiny shit

if you can't sleep, just think of me and my monkey boobies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

i must admit-you've won me over

time for a cuppa

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)

I thought that said 'Yay for tears'

I had a double chocolate cookie. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

TEARS WhAT THE FUCK YOU ON ABOUT KK?!?!?!

I want Cookie!

:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW! :[

*shares cookie*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Rubbish

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

:((((((

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

Yes thats right, be sad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

I HAZ EATN 3 PINTS OF ADNAMS

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

GOOD STUFFS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

I have tea after 3 days without ANY tea

as nobody could be bothered to go to the shops.

I gave in first and purchased the tea, and now I'm keeping it all to myself.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)