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(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# When i visited my nan, god rest her soul, we made paper aeroplanes out of them big newspapers and threw them out of the 12th floor windows
and watched them fly for minutes until they hit the ground
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I tried that from floor six of our building
And they just crashed.
It was sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# you need a bigger boat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# the simplest things
can often be the most fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# speaking of things going out of windows...
i once saw a penny on the floor at the top of some stairs at school back in the days, i went to pick it up but caught it with my foot, the penny went peeeow! like that, hit the edge of the open window frame (that was directly down the stairwell) rickoshaying directly down and went through a teachers car windowscreen... oops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# marvellous!
melons tend to splat from 13 floors up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
gt6's are so damn hot
flickRRR oops!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# now that's hot!
nighty night skuggles, i is sleepies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# that ^
i'm orf 2 beddy byes too!
nitey nite lovely b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# For a moment...
... I thought "cheer readers" was Engrish for cheer leaders.
(Cloudane, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Brilliant.
Well done.

PS - whoever is removing my flattering comments - go and fuck your dad. You're part of the reason this site has gone from being great to being full of pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)