swans are cunts. a swan pushed my brother in a frozen lake when he was 7. Then the same swan came and pushed me in too, and i was only 4 and all innocent and nice and not throwing rocks at it at all...
(Tu901100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01,
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swans are cunts
one chased me around windermere lakeshore because i wouldn't give it the wafer from my ice cream
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04,
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or a spakkahamsterP
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57,
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spakkahamsters are great fun
watching them flail about in their little wheels is awesome.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58,
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I did once have a spakka gerbil.
It used to fall over a lot.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04,
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we had a gerbil called mavis
and a mouse called smackhead
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06,
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Mavis is an odd name for a gerbil.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15,
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