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# Borked


Kitteh iz fuked new kat plz thx.

OMG 999posts
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Kitteh needs rewiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# QUICK SPANG IT BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Kitty haz bin at teh Katnpz
Also:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Indeed
Teh Skunknip (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# trade it in for a mongoose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Light-hearted sexual harassment of spazzers?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# that's b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# indeed
if you pick your targets carefully, they won't be able to identify you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# WOMEN! KNOW YOUR ANIMALS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# mong goose is tastier than mongoose
but not so good for the snake killing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# A goose can break your fucking arm!
I think it would take care of a poofy little snake no worries!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# isn't that swans?
swans are cunts. a swan pushed my brother in a frozen lake when he was 7. Then the same swan came and pushed me in too, and i was only 4 and all innocent and nice and not throwing rocks at it at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# swans are cunts
one chased me around windermere lakeshore because i wouldn't give it the wafer from my ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# or a spakkahamsterP
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# spakkahamsters are great fun
watching them flail about in their little wheels is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I did once have a spakka gerbil.
It used to fall over a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# we had a gerbil called mavis
and a mouse called smackhead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Mavis is an odd name for a gerbil.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Would
Mong cats are so much more emotionally vulnerable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I think someone already has.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :D
...in other news, meh
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# origins may come from the simpsons?
that's just silly. It's a noise which sounds slightly like yeah, and slightly like nah, but requiring half the effort of either of those words and therefore encompasses a wholly apathetic acknowledgment of something.

MEH!

glad it's in the dictionary though!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Your cat appears to have carrot for brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Or manglewurzel
the most stupid vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# OMG
2222 posts
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Just as a FYI
I think: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/33813/1191279323/bleurgh.jpg is the most awesome, surreal thing I've seen in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# quack quack
quack quack
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ( '<
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# quack quack
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)