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# keanu reeves is in the new version
woah
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# there's a new version??
please god, let keanu play the mute robot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# killed in the first scene
in a terrible tea bagging incident
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# choking on a tramp's testes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# While being forced to sing the British National Anthem in falsetto
With the heels of a stiletto stuck up each nostril, as a tiny hippo shits in his eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *imdbs*
WHY OH FUCKING WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hollywood hates ideas
they're dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# yes!
Hurray for art house movies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)