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# Thusrday is SciFi day
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# shameless robots.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Have a mace of spade's
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# that's the way I like it baby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I DO want to live forever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Who wants to live forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *spang*
But I am compelled to say, "A mace of spade's what?"
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Spade's mace, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Much better
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# thanks!
*runs to ward to punish show staff*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *giggles*
Big tin twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

pants and shoes pants and shoes pants and shoes ... if you're feeling fruity put on a crash helmet pants and shoes

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# and gloves
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Walking around in your undies is fine as long as you start at the beach.
Carry a towel and nobody will question you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I still have the pic saved that said something along the lines of
'Come back here and do the washing up, you tin cunt'

'tin cunt' made me rofl
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# that's me- that was ages ago!
I love this image- it keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# AIDSlol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# pft.
in other news - does anyone fancy going halvies with me on the entire chain of 800 Woolworth's stores...? 50p
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Halvie Nicks?
*hates self*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# no,
Woolworth's you doddering old fool

:D

I was thinking we could change ALL the signs to say Woo Worthy ... and then fire all the staff and connect the shops up with a kind of Log Flume network.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I heartily endorse this proposal
And I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I just done a log flume
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Alien is Simon Cowell
AICM topical FP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# pffft
edit: I think the remake is gonna suck
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# keanu reeves is in the new version
woah
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# there's a new version??
please god, let keanu play the mute robot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# killed in the first scene
in a terrible tea bagging incident
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# choking on a tramp's testes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# While being forced to sing the British National Anthem in falsetto
With the heels of a stiletto stuck up each nostril, as a tiny hippo shits in his eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *imdbs*
WHY OH FUCKING WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hollywood hates ideas
they're dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# yes!
Hurray for art house movies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're on form today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha... but. similar to The Wizard Of Oz, he ain't so scarey!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# heh!
"At least I'm not wearing a bin bag."
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
can I use this for all my christmas cards please?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yes
*doesn't profit*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)