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# there's a bloke at our work
whose personality is basically summarised by the fact that if you ask him 'Can I borrow your pen?' will invariably reply 'I don't know, can you?' and will not hand you a pen.

Every. Fucking. Time.

He's a friendless twat, but that's no excuse.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I just do it because it makes my boss get all exasperated
and renders her unable to talk. I'm not a wanker, just an insufferable arse.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I recommend flaming shithammers
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We've got a cunt like that
most sarcastic fucker on the planet

He also has no friends, but thinks he does
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ours isn't particularly sarcastic
he's just a tit.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)