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# 'ning
too early for a Christmas post?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# it's ALWAYS too early for a christmas post.
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Didn't Jesus like it like that?
*googles for Jesus and little children image*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Talking of Jebus that reminds me.
I have a complete freak staying here atm. He's been preaching at all the guests and told one girl he's make it his personal mission to save her.
I'm wondering if that his way of suggesting they play hide the crusefix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# have you tried telling him to stop bothering the other guests or get to fuck?
in other news, chillax has been replaced by my new compund word meaning chill/relax/hang-out.

Chillangout.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Both are shite:P
I haven't seen him yet, I've been off for the last four days. I've popped in a few time hoping to catch him but I haven't seen him.
I think the majority of the guest made their feelings felt towards him. I know one said 'stay away from me and don't even speak to me and we'll get on fine.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# blessed are the wine drinkers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I wish I could find buckfast in this kooky country
I've only ever heard about it and I really want to skull a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# So
Basically Jesus is any ginger fella with flowing locks?
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I love the 'do you want...' form of agressive speaking.
Like 'do you want to stop cussin' me, bitch?'

Of course I don't. I started, didn't I? I'm not done yet. You're a peasant too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# it's all in the tone of delivery
obviously Mary would have used heavy sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I reckon if he's giving lizzle baby Jizzle (yeah shush, I'm allowed) a tummy brrrrrr thing
he probably wants to carry on.

Ningles also, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# we call that a poob- Charlie loves it
'ning my beauty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# My mate Sal's coming down tomorrow
and not bringing her son, who is my most favourite person. 19ish months worth of little pimp. He's such a brilliant kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *backs away*
no problem here ok...
just take my wallet!!
don't hurt me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That's as good as offering, that is. Yoink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I also appreciate the "can you not" approach.
There are lots of things I can and can't do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# People at work have learned this.
'Fae, can you do this thing?'
'Yep.' *sits*


'....well are you going to, then?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# so that's your name?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Is that a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# no, more of a revelation
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I have a name too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# which is...?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I BET IT'S JEFFREY
SPELLED WITH A J
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# shut up tom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Donahue Alexandros Suorland
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# pronounces AleHa... or AleXa...?
That's a dead good name. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# my name is a somewhat more pedestrian variant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Dave Alexander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# no, yes, ?
it does begin with a D though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# stick to the b3ta handle :-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yes then, that is my name.
When I have enough money, I may tap up deed poll to get them to change my boring middle name (Elizabeth) to Danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I was having a discussion about middle names the other day,
and my friend made the (quite possibly not original, but definately awesome) suggestion that we all give our kids middle names like "the destroyer" and "scourge of the northmen" and so on.

Hello everyone, this is Alan "the warbringer" Stevenson
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# my daughters middle name is elizabeth
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# '
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Sorry chap, after 24 years it gets boring.
I'm sure she'll love it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# there's a bloke at our work
whose personality is basically summarised by the fact that if you ask him "Can I borrow your pen?" will invariably reply "I don't know, can you?" and will not hand you a pen.

Every. Fucking. Time.

He's a friendless twat, but that's no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I just do it because it makes my boss get all exasperated
and renders her unable to talk. I'm not a wanker, just an insufferable arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I recommend flaming shithammers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We've got a cunt like that
most sarcastic fucker on the planet

He also has no friends, but thinks he does
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ours isn't particularly sarcastic
he's just a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# what an unusually dressed mohel
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# mokbel?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# australian organised crime family name. I was after mohel.
edited. (fuck)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ah- mohel- my nephew's mohel was a dentist
I was right to fear them
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)