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# apologies for crap shoppage,but
if i invented one of these implants,would you buy one?


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(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I would.

But not if it comes with a hairy armpit...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# that is only an option
and it's stock photograph,not my armpit D:
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Ahw it's a shame it's not yours...
I was going to mock your moley nipple.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# later baby,later.
when i'm ransacking your dignity
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# RANSACK ME BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)
# oh,you filthy little chambermaid you
you won't steal from your employer again,will you?
eh,eh?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# *gargles* nooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# ransacking complete.now clean up this mess
you filthy bitch
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# *licks the floor*
/Max Mosley
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# i already have one
in my Eyes, ...


Ipod..
Eyepod..
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA
*sigh*

Also, I made cookies and they're REALLY FUCKING NICE GOOOOOOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# But what would I do with another nipple?
...
...
...
Oh!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# pffft :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# not an apple one
can't stand the interface or DRM
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# It would sure make things vibrate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# i so wish i had done this :D
but i've been hungover for three days now.i think i have brain damage.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Stereo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# If YOU invented it?
I'm not sure I could get an implant with "made by fuckpig" written on it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# hahaha
That would be awesome if fuckpig became the new ipod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Oh hai, what's that you've got?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Oh this? This is the new fuckpigpod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# wows!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)