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# URGH
too late, that's really REALLY grim.

Edit: here you go-
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# haha
I told you not to!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I did it before you put up the disclaimer
Was trying to de-RIS myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# why are supervillains so shitty?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Magenta leotards.
That's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Grodd the super-gorilla?
No! Anything but that!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# He is thuper
thanks for asking.

Edit: 'Captain Cold'? How utterly unterrifying is that? Does he just make people a bit chilly? Or infect people with a nasty case of the sniffles?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# He's in a gang with:
Professor Stubbed-Toe
The Mighty Grit-In-Your-Eye
and Front Door Lock Stiffen-Boy
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Don't forget Nefarious Lord Talks-loudly-on-a-mobile-phone-while-on-the-bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# is he related to "Evil Excellman exclaim-about-the-figures-on-his-laptop-on-the-mobile-while-on-the-train"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yep
and "The Terrible Lady-who-won't-move-her-bag-to-let-you-have-a-seat-because-you're-wearing-a-hoody-and-she's-read-about-your-sort-in-the-Daily-Mail-so-you're-obviously-a-thug-of-some-kind"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Now he is pretty terrifying.
He also has the special supervillan power of "play crappy music through the shitty speakers on a mobile device...on the bus"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# even though they have sufficient organisational structure to form a society
it appears that at their meetings their villainness cannot be used for productive villany and they must resort to a traditional country style punch up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
When they go to commit a bank robbery, one of them shouts "RUMBLE!" and they all just pile in.

They really don't qualify for the 'super' in 'supervillains' do they? They're just villains, if that...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I suspect real villians just scorn them and call them "overdressed miscreants"
and then go about explaining their plans in detail to the captured alien prince/british secret agent/laundromat repairman as required

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)