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# Woman's own sticky marinade
Saw this in Marks & Sparks this weekend:


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As if sticky lady juice wasn't rude enough, they then encourage you to put your meat in the pouch, massage it, and leave it in there for 15 minutes. Rude, rude, rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tunstall, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oh. Hello 167kB.
*bitch bitch bitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Now a bite-sized 84k
with apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Tunstall, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Um num num num.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Call the Mail at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
No doubt you were reminded to post this by my rather splendid lunch !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You covered your ribs in sticky lady-juice?
That does indeed sound like the best Sunday Lunch ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tunstall, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Yeah.
I wasn't expecting it to be quite so red and lumpy though !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# mainline it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Yes !
*Mainlines*
*Gets hit by 09:15 express to London Victoria*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i've got some of that.
in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# It's just not sex
unless it has a great smoky flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# It's just not sex
Unless you leave a smoking corpse behind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)