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# give it a week...
QUICK, WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY?


NB : I have no money whatsoever...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# 40% off wine and bubbly at Threshers?
I have a voucher you can have...

or make him a romantic mix tape...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Both of your ideas are useless.
Hang your head in shame drink some citrus fresh vodka.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# erm...
wander around your town and civic places pulling down posters flying and informational posters and make a lovely collage out of them for him
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# now THIS idea, I can work with.
TO THE TOWN CENTER, INCLUDING CIVIC PLACES!

wait... I can't be bothered...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No money?
Something of yours.

Fiver?

Go to the charity shops and get him some brilliant books.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I could give him a bag of
weed... I might give the charity shop in the village a gander... Or I might just say 'O HAI, I DIDNT GET YOU A PEZENT. WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAS A JOB PLS.'
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Bag of weed is good.
It's my birthday on the 30th. *bats eyelashes*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# 30??? omg!
you're getting nothing til you fill your profile with pics again
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft, I'm saving everyone.
and no, I'll be 24 ON the 30th.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I badly misread that
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *is but a wee captain*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Come to watford on the 30th, and you can have a birthday bag o' weed!
If not, you can have a b3ta bag o' weed.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D come to Aylesbury on the 30th
and you can meet people that don't mind being seen with me outside of the house. And my lizard.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# To be fair, Aylesbury is pretty damn nearby
But then again, effort!

However, come to London on the 13th December for my birthday, and you could have a birthday bag o' weed AND a birthday drink.

I can't guarentee there'll be anyone there with me... I guess it depends how much my friends like me.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D innit
13th I have a gig, m'love. Come to Aylesbury and watch me play bass quite badly.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# okay - this on is the best I can come up with:
securitise your personal debt and sell it as AAA rated debt... people can buy your debt and get a dividend, you get short term income and if you should collapse Alistair Darling can buy out the controlling share in you. it's a win win situation.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have no debt :(
I have a car I could sell!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# well - that was an awesome idea I had
until the bit about you having no debt.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha, this shall be done!!
I may change superman into tesco value man though.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)