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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

Ha!

At last, a post that makes sense. The last 2 had me baffled.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

Make mine a treble....

*passes out*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

ah, finally, Grant's vodka update their labels.

Nicely shopped.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

*drinks to excess*

*vomits*

Clean toilet! Woo!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Ha!

Good thinking!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

I'm off for a coffee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

At last, a level I've not yet sunk to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

give it a week...

QUICK, WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY?

NB : I have no money whatsoever...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

40% off wine and bubbly at Threshers?

I have a voucher you can have...

or make him a romantic mix tape...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Both of your ideas are useless.

~~Hang your head in shame~~ drink some citrus fresh vodka.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

erm...

wander around your town and civic places pulling down posters flying and informational posters and make a lovely collage out of them for him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

now THIS idea, I can work with.

TO THE TOWN CENTER, INCLUDING CIVIC PLACES!

wait... I can't be bothered...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

No money?

Something of yours.

Fiver?

Go to the charity shops and get him some brilliant books.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

I could give him a bag of

weed... I might give the charity shop in the village a gander... Or I might just say 'O HAI, I DIDNT GET YOU A PEZENT. WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAS A JOB PLS.'

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

Bag of weed is good.

It's my birthday on the 30th. *bats eyelashes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

30??? omg!

you're getting nothing til you fill your profile with pics again

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

Pfft, I'm saving everyone.

and no, I'll be 24 ON the 30th.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

I badly misread that

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

*is but a wee captain*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

Come to watford on the 30th, and you can have a birthday bag o' weed!

If not, you can have a b3ta bag o' weed.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

:D come to Aylesbury on the 30th

and you can meet people that don't mind being seen with me outside of the house. And my lizard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

To be fair, Aylesbury is pretty damn nearby

But then again, effort!

However, come to London on the 13th December for my birthday, and you could have a birthday bag o' weed AND a birthday drink.

I can't guarentee there'll be anyone there with me... I guess it depends how much my friends like me.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

:D innit

13th I have a gig, m'love. Come to Aylesbury and watch me play bass quite badly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

okay - this on is the best I can come up with:

securitise your personal debt and sell it as AAA rated debt... people can buy your debt and get a dividend, you get short term income and if you should collapse Alistair Darling can buy out the controlling share in you. it's a win win situation.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

I have no debt :(

I have a car I could sell!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

well - that was an awesome idea I had

until the bit about you having no debt.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

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