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# *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha!
At last, a post that makes sense. The last 2 had me baffled.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Make mine a treble....
*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ah, finally, Grant's vodka update their labels.
Nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *drinks to excess*
*vomits*

Clean toilet! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Ha!
Good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm off for a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# :D
At last, a level I've not yet sunk to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# give it a week...
QUICK, WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY?


NB : I have no money whatsoever...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# 40% off wine and bubbly at Threshers?
I have a voucher you can have...

or make him a romantic mix tape...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Both of your ideas are useless.
Hang your head in shame drink some citrus fresh vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# erm...
wander around your town and civic places pulling down posters flying and informational posters and make a lovely collage out of them for him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# now THIS idea, I can work with.
TO THE TOWN CENTER, INCLUDING CIVIC PLACES!

wait... I can't be bothered...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No money?
Something of yours.

Fiver?

Go to the charity shops and get him some brilliant books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I could give him a bag of
weed... I might give the charity shop in the village a gander... Or I might just say 'O HAI, I DIDNT GET YOU A PEZENT. WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAS A JOB PLS.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Bag of weed is good.
It's my birthday on the 30th. *bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# 30??? omg!
you're getting nothing til you fill your profile with pics again
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft, I'm saving everyone.
and no, I'll be 24 ON the 30th.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I badly misread that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *is but a wee captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Come to watford on the 30th, and you can have a birthday bag o' weed!
If not, you can have a b3ta bag o' weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D come to Aylesbury on the 30th
and you can meet people that don't mind being seen with me outside of the house. And my lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# To be fair, Aylesbury is pretty damn nearby
But then again, effort!

However, come to London on the 13th December for my birthday, and you could have a birthday bag o' weed AND a birthday drink.

I can't guarentee there'll be anyone there with me... I guess it depends how much my friends like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D innit
13th I have a gig, m'love. Come to Aylesbury and watch me play bass quite badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# okay - this on is the best I can come up with:
securitise your personal debt and sell it as AAA rated debt... people can buy your debt and get a dividend, you get short term income and if you should collapse Alistair Darling can buy out the controlling share in you. it's a win win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have no debt :(
I have a car I could sell!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# well - that was an awesome idea I had
until the bit about you having no debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/8966839
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha, this shall be done!!
I may change superman into tesco value man though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
I can't help feeling that I'm in some small way responsible for this

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yes sir
/*Cross media communicates...*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha. 'Drink Unaware'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Mmmmmm... citrus fresh!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hmmm, crosses that off Christmas booze list
Not worth it's own thread this so here goes...

I made another one of these things you can make, this time it's superman...

Click Here for the template
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Thankyou
the kids will love these :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i love you :)
i made this couple of months ago

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)