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# There's a book about his love of teddies in my band practice barn.
I didn't put it there, but I took a photo of him on the cover with his teddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He disturbs me.
I bet he's killed a few people. Nice people. Not ones that deserve to die.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I LOVE him.
Dictionary corner is always best when the Brandreth is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# sorry... can't see the attraction
but I'll don a tank-top and speak like a Tory while you violate me if you demand it in your best impression of Susie Dent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Posh voice? Check.
Dictionary? Check.
Barely contained hatred of Vordertart? Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *hands strapon*
*dons tanktop*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# by putting the sleeves of his jumper in their mouth
then staring them in the eye as they slowly fade away
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# grinning his grotesque slimy grin
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# for "personal use"
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Actually, because my penis-sporting, Y chromasome having guitarist told me to.
Stick that up your arse and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what do i look like to you?
a fucking contortionist?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i should stop wearing this all in one spandex suit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# And your 'little vietnamese woman' mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pffft "mask"
erm...i mean...yes, mask
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# YOU WAN NAIR ESTENSHAN
terrible racism there, do apologise. They do shout it out of the shop door, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yeah
sometimes lsd is stronger than you think
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)