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# Is there something wrong with me?
I think she's very cute.

*books therapy session*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# No, not in the slightest
I just really don't think she's anything special.

As for the body, meh. I'd honestly rather have someone with a bit of meat on them.

OH MY GOD I MUST BE SO JEALOUS etc. Nah. I'd rather do me, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i'd rather do you to.
so it's a deal then?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hang on.
What van? Get in the who? What's that guy doing with that tranquiliser gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *bzzz*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hang on a mo...
You're far more lovely than she could ever be.
I should have made that clearer...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha bless you
I wasn't angling. It's just usually if a bigger girl says that she doesn't think a thin girl's attractive all the boys cry 'JEALOUSY!'.

I'm not jealous. I had a 16 year old's body when I was 16, I don't need to have one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Angle all you want, honey
I was only saying what I find to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D you're a lovely chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)