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hmmm, Painter doesn't want to play ball this afternoon.

anyway:

significantly more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

That's lully

Woo!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

thanks, Guv

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

for the guys who asked,

i wanted to try something other than buildings

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

they must be the devil to paint

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

that's why i always say

why paint, when you can shop :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

That's excellent...

reminds me of melting my Afrika Korps guys with a magnifying glass when I was younger*

*this last weekend, more likely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

That works really well

shame on you for keeping it to yourself

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

that's ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

Edit: Get him out of the way of the cute lassy!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

She has a face like a smacked trout supper...

...In that film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

But you live in the Fens!

instant opinion invalidation...

Edit: I'm messing with you! You know I'm messing!

Edit Edit: The defence rests, your honour: You can hardly describe a smile like that as any kind of smacked fishy repast, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

*tells you how it all ends to spoil it for you*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

ah - but it hasn't got onto the torrents yet....

nyer!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

2 days, to go and a new 24 tonight to help pass the time

tv is good this week :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

Ah yes, indeed.

Did you catch Survivors last night, not too shabby, methinks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

I was pleasantly suprised by that

lots of glaring oversights and suchlike, but quite entertaining :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

it's the BBC...

what do you expect?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

Season 7 of 24, without flippin advert breaks every 10 mins like Sky does

David Dimbleby being the new Chair of 'I'm Sorry I Haven't Clue'
Sean Pertwee being the new Doctor Who

That's what I expect. Mind you, that's not what is likely to happen...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

Course it has.

As screeners...

Reasonable quality screeners too

Also: iPlayer is NOT RealPlayer

*blows a raspberry*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

That's not what I said.

It uses the flash plug-in as a wrapper to leverage Real Media streams.
and I should bloody know, I was on the initial development team at BBCW.

*double raspberry trifles!*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

I'm intrigued

That says it's not using it, and is using Flash purely with a VP6 (or H264) codec.

I know for local stuff it's still mostly RealPlayer, but is streaming iPlayer stuff really RealPlayer*

*I'm not questioning your knowledge, I'm just trying to clarify

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

My apologies..

Not trying to be arsey at all, it really is the most pig-awful lash-up in the history of anything.
The Beeb couldn't dump all their legacy stream-creation workflow, so they mangled the whole lot together into this abomination.
It was all born out of the abortive Real-based BBC.com (note the .com, hence commerical) News Service, that one had to pay for.
It's a disgrace, much as Joe S already pointed out.

That's why you get this awful degrade from H 264 codec, due it being delivered by one system, deployed to the browser via another.
And don't even get me started on the Mac support.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

Listen live Radio

"Depending on your station, as detailed in this guide, you may be able to listen to a Real or Windows Media Audio live stream. Real may adjust the bit-rate depending on your connection, but we offer live streams at 64kbps."

A lot of the local live streaming stuff needs Realplayrer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

'Tis true

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

She looks like that boy that was in the Borrowers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Is there something wrong with me?

I think she's very cute.

*books therapy session*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

No, not in the slightest

I just really don't think she's anything special.

As for the body, meh. I'd honestly rather have someone with a bit of meat on them.

OH MY GOD I MUST BE SO JEALOUS etc. Nah. I'd rather do me, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

i'd rather do you to.

so it's a deal then?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)

Hang on.

What van? Get in the who? What's that guy doing with that tranquiliser gun?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

*bzzz*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

hang on a mo...

You're far more lovely than she could ever be.
I should have made that clearer...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

Hahahaha bless you

I wasn't angling. It's just usually if a bigger girl says that she doesn't think a thin girl's attractive all the boys cry 'JEALOUSY!'.

I'm not jealous. I had a 16 year old's body when I was 16, I don't need to have one now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

Angle all you want, honey

I was only saying what I find to be true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

:D you're a lovely chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

I'd like to hurt her

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

Class response, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

I'd like to do her some harm

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

OK, reading you loud and clear...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'd like to leave her needing hospitalisation

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

she has the most beautiful body tho

have u seen her in hitman?

edit: she's called OLGA wtf... forget what i said. bah. disgusted.

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

I have indeed, and she's a definite BOBFOC

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

I did a lol :)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Olga.. what's the problem?

she's russian.. all russian/ukranian chicks are hot (until they reach 30.. then they become fat and dandy)

ex1: Mila Kunis
ex2: Mila Jovovich

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

I think you need to hand your penis in,

you're obviously too shit to use it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

BOGFOSTS

Body Of a God, Face Of a Smacked Trout Supper

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Bogfosts sounds like some Cornish music festival

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

It is

it's held in Mevagissey a month after darkie day

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

in other news

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

hee hee..

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

pfft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

pffft as well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

pffft @ your pffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

hahaha, awesome :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

My life, that's a bit beautiful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

Thank you, Pickle!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

that is one highly woo painting sir!

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

mos' kind sir.

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

flan-dabulous

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Cheers, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

...and my word it's got some staying power at the top of the board.

I was beginning to think my f5 button had finally given up the ghost.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

I'm amazed, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

COR!

If that's NOT playing ball etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

*seethes*

Bloody brushes keep resetting!

but, thank you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

PHWOAR! :) and a belated 'ning...bloody work...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

Wow, thats lovely!

I tried my first vector picture this afternoon. I'm quite pleased with the head, but the body is not very good.

Any tips would be appreciated.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

I really like that

I like the simplistic quality. I think sometimes with vexels and vectors people can be tempted into making them too intricate, whereas I much prefer an approach like yours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Thanks

I didn't want to get too ambitious on my first go so the simplistic approach was a necessity more than a choice.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

thats very nice

don't rush it as you need time as i discovered with this...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

holy mother, that's good.

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

I really like that. I guess it just takes time to round the edges and stuff

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

That's your first?

I don't think you'll be needing many tips, sir. That's great.

My only thought - and this is merely a personal preference - would be to round some of the sharper corners a little.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

Thanks very much!

Some of the sharper corners were intentional, some were less so.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

low poly?

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miamistu snagglery, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Poly mor?

sorry

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

Polyunsaturated?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

I like it , but I think the background colour

is a bit too close to the blue on the wings, so the shape of the bird gets broken up visually. Other than that it's great.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

Holy fuck that's top

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

Thank 'ee

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

very very nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

Cheers, Archie!

*pokes with stick*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

That's a WOO for you sir

*clicks*

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Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

ahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

*cancels render*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

:-)

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Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

that's ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

hahahaha!

and a mighty big woo to the original poster, whoever that is, i scrolled down and forgot

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

cor

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)

Thanks Rev!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)