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# needs a skugosaurus
in the window.

p.s. please tell me the appendage holding on the the tea bag is in fact a finger - a massively swollen finger.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# No, but it's a damn impressive party trick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it really does look like someone having a wank...
... with a teabag superglued to their bell-end and one of those sausages you get in tins wih baked beans glued elsewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# lol bellend thumb...
think you need to adjust your monitor slightly...
www.flickr.com/photos/rene_k/483737129/ and or
www.flickr.com/photos/mingznikonian/341580181/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Thanks Skug!
it would appear that the factory default setting on my Dell 'pornmaster' 4000 was making me see filth in everything. I can see now that that is clearly a digit, rather than a unit.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# With your power of suggestion
I now see rudeness!!

I'm shocked and outraged **Phones Ofcom**
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# lol its a thumb
double jointed thumbs don't hold things properly
i need to cut my nails but i keep getting bits of metal in my ear! so its good for that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)