You'd better be on good terms with your right hand then...
assuming you're right-handed...
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49,
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i'll struggle on somehow
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.",
Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49,
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