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# Times are even hard for Father Christmas in the current economic climate...
woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# It's clearly Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# DON'T TELL THE ELVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# They're all whacked out of their minds on Jesse's moonshine.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# There's no finer
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# was watching argumental
last night, and Marcus Brigstock was using the image of Father Christmas to support obesity

"imagine, a skinny man, in a tight red suit, with big black boots, a big black belt and a sack of toys for your children. This man deserves to be on a register, and rightly so. Make him fat and it's father christmas who we all love"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# fat people are not pedoflies
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# paedofiles
*beats around the head repeatedly*

i'll accept the misspelling of philes as that could be a joke, but lack of dipthongs will result in me destroying the entire US language
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)