an photocopied arses
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58,
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and kebabs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:59,
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and trying it on with the ofice hottie...
even though you're old enough to be her Grandad and ugly enough to be sitting on a church roof somewhere
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:03,
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if she's pissed enough, she'll let you.
you just have to discover the right level.
of course, if you're really ugly, drunk enough is perilously close to comatose.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:07,
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hehehee
spits coffee at monitor
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:25,
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comatose has its advantages
you can do her up the wrong 'un and she can't complain
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:28,
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*takes notes*
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:30,
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*takes incriminating photos*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:31,
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oh bloody hell
not again
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:36,
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