see?
she tries to throw the male penguin off his guard by presenting him with a badly-concealed fish, before lowering her head and skewering him with her feathered noggin spike.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:28,
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the fluffier the creature
the more inherently evil it is. fluff is a diversionary tactic, nothing more.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:33,
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Nooooooooooo!
This must mean all foo foo's are evil!!!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:34,
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of course they are!
all us women have mind control devices in our mimsies, that's why we can control men from the moment they stick any part of themselves into one.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:38,
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Ah
No wonder so many on B3ta worship Kittens. :P
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:34,
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of course.
i worship myself, obviously.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:38,
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well
i am both beautiful and evil, what's not to worship?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:42,
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