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[challenge entry] I know it's not funny or topical or anything...
But dammit, it's christmassy! :P


From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# it is indeed a christmassy penguin
but that does not detract from the fact that it has clearly stolen and mutilated a traffic cone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hah
Didn't notice that. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# that is because penguins are notoriously sneaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Thanks
I have learned something today! :P

Also:
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Thats just too cute!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# but not funny
now bugger off and make somethng funny.
make me laugh damnit
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Fine...


And THAT is why I don't do humour. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# or, as i once heard marc 'lard' riley say on his show with mark radcliffe,
"antarctica? that's down south, isn't it?"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# fair play
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# see?
she tries to throw the male penguin off his guard by presenting him with a badly-concealed fish, before lowering her head and skewering him with her feathered noggin spike.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Snidy bitch!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# the fluffier the creature
the more inherently evil it is. fluff is a diversionary tactic, nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
This must mean all foo foo's are evil!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# of course they are!
all us women have mind control devices in our mimsies, that's why we can control men from the moment they stick any part of themselves into one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Ah
No wonder so many on B3ta worship Kittens. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# of course.
i worship myself, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yeah
..."obviously" :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# well
i am both beautiful and evil, what's not to worship?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# He's spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIINZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# shit yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Tastey cane and glee squint eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# yay!
MORE PENGUIN PLZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# If you really want. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)