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I like to do a similar thing with christmas crackers

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)

i like to replace the shitty plastic gifts with something people might actually like

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

You're not meant to eat the toys

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

you're not meant to play with your food, either

but fuck it

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

you're certainly not meant to fuck your food

silly boy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

(realises mistake)

(fucks toy)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

I like to do a similar thing with the skulls of my relatives.

Not many left now to enjoy the joke, though...

*EDIT* When I say 'a similar thing', I'm guessing, cos the pic (most of the pics, actually) is (are) redexing on this fancy new magic work laptop. I'm on the sickrik mirror at the moment, if that's any explanation.
Not that I was asked for an explanation. Guess I'm just one of those explainers.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

edit: the pic is of two chimps spitroasting a dead pig,
i didn't want to judge you or your family, so i kept quiet. now that you've explained i feel a swell of relief

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

Relief indeed. My original post still stands!

I had this terrible feeling I'd told a fib for a minute there.

Look, it's nicer than sodding turkey, OK?

*does a festive Eiffel Tower with co-roaster*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)