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# Walnut anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I can smell your spicy walnuts.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'm...uhh...allergic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# This is awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I allways thaught this when I was young
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# a great game to play at christmas time
is to use a knife to open a few walnuts,
eat the nuts,
then glue the shell back together
and replace in the bowl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I like to do a similar thing with christmas crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i like to replace the shitty plastic gifts with something people might actually like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You're not meant to eat the toys
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# you're not meant to play with your food, either
but fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you're certainly not meant to fuck your food
silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# (realises mistake)
(fucks toy)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I like to do a similar thing with the skulls of my relatives.
Not many left now to enjoy the joke, though...

*EDIT* When I say 'a similar thing', I'm guessing, cos the pic (most of the pics, actually) is (are) redexing on this fancy new magic work laptop. I'm on the sickrik mirror at the moment, if that's any explanation.
Not that I was asked for an explanation. Guess I'm just one of those explainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :)
edit: the pic is of two chimps spitroasting a dead pig,
i didn't want to judge you or your family, so i kept quiet. now that you've explained i feel a swell of relief
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Relief indeed. My original post still stands!
I had this terrible feeling I'd told a fib for a minute there.

Look, it's nicer than sodding turkey, OK?

*does a festive Eiffel Tower with co-roaster*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck
I'm going to do this, but leave little notes inside.

Maybe saying "IOU one walnut".
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
"Does Not Contain Nuts"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# or
may contain traces of nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i shall be doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Best if you can pop in a fat beetle before glueing back together
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Ringo?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Or a condom full of jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ewwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I went too far again didn't I?
*hands over coat-check ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# *shakes head*
*walks away*

*looks back*

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *reads ticket*
apparently this really is a coat!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I like to put a little suprise back in before gluing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Yummmn . . . brain food . . . I go nuts for brain food !
Yes . . . it is all that it's cracked up to be . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Me dogs just farted
I feel queesy
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Queesy is a stupid name for a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# if my dog farted, i'd worry
i haven't got a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# My retarded cat farts sometimes when I pick it up.
Vile beast.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Can some one tell me how to spell mold as in "the cheese is old and moldy"
is it mould or mold?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Either or either are correct and acceptable.
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# Mould = UK
Mold= US

Moid=
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# get moid outta here u bumcrumb!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i thought it was injection moulding and infection mold?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# no
As Fishcat said
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# stupid spelling
thanks to all the above ppl ^^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)