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# especially if you give me the address
and a key.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# address and a key?
come on, where's your commitment?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# com-mit-ment?
of what speakest thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)
# you're a shit rapist...
although I feel a good rapist may be somewhat of an oxymoron...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# i will be a great rapist
once i have perfected viagranol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# you will know when i have perfected it
shares in duracell will plummet sharply.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# SURPRISE!
CYBER BUMRAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# i'm a ladyperson
so bumrape is not necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# bumrape is ALWAYS
necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# perhaps
but not a good idea after a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# i know
im quite the lurker, but a very helpful one.

i misunderstood what you said :( *pushes over and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# hey!
if you're going to leave me helpless, the least you could do is take advantage of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# *bums*
is that better my darling?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# cuddle tiem
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Can I do that instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# too late :P
you can have my sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# of course
take a number
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *Trips up*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# *goes into original Willy Wonka forward roll*
ta-da!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# *Smacks with a skillet*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# *blocks skillet with cane*
haha, and with that, i'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)