I love to imagine the conversation between the ad execs and Smith:Execs : 'So Mr. Smith, it's a post-apocalyptic vampire film, and you are the star!'
Smith : 'How much screen time will I have?'
Execs : 'Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog'
Smith : ' Do we have to have the dog?'
Execs : 'Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are'
'
(Smith : 'How much screen time will I have?'
Execs : 'Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog'
Smith : ' Do we have to have the dog?'
Execs : 'Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are'
'
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45,
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Smith : "Oh, and the ending's too depressing, can't I save the world instead of just dying?" The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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Will Smith is kicking Bono a bit down for 'Biggest Turd in the world'
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51,
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