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# Bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# is it 2007 again?
have you seen that chocolate rain guy?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I saw sparta comming back a few post back
so I'll note your remark on a piece of paper and throw it in the trash.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# just joshing
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# 2007?
Does that mean we have to watch two girls one cup again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# any excuse eh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Octopus girl anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I'm the last man in the world who hasn't seen that
i'm like Robert Neville in "I am legend", but with internet porn instead of vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# this has really distorted my expectation of 'I Am Legend' now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# it is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# this has restored my previous expectation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# and probably a better range of acting than Will Smith in the film version
/f*cking travesty it was
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I love to imagine the conversation between the ad execs and Smith:
Execs : "So Mr. Smith, it's a post-apocalyptic vampire film, and you are the star!"

Smith : "How much screen time will I have?"

Execs : "Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog"

Smith : " Do we have to have the dog?"

Execs : "Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are"
'
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Smith : "Oh, and the ending's too depressing, can't I save the world instead of just dying?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Will Smith is kicking Bono a bit down for 'Biggest Turd in the world'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'd imagine the gore was a lot more realistic too:P
'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Haven't seen it.
It's one of those things you have to see. JFK's assassination, 9/11, moon landing. Two Girls One Cup. One of those things that people remember where they were they saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# What's she up to these days?
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# prison?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Still?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yup
She's showing big fat lesbians how to made decorative festive shivs:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# thank goodness all the petite thin lesbians are safely away from prison
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# shes allowed to move around a bit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)