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# I don't know anyone :(
stupid living in wales millions of miles away from civilisation
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# wales?
poor bugger. i went there once, we had to get a bus to the nearest pub, it was dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# nearest anything is 4 miles away
well i say 4 miles... the sea is 2 1/2 miles away, which is nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# you can't get drunk on sea water
besides, i'm less than a mile from the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# even worse...
i don't drink
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ALIEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ...probably
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# have you come to this planet
to learn about human mating?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# sometimes but no
mostly for the cake :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# good choice.
i have a hankering for cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I always try to eat just one bit
but when i cut it in 1/2 i have two cakes and I feel the other 1/2 would get jealous if I only ate 1/2 of it so i eat it all
one of the reasons i don't buy many chocolate bars / cakes - things that come in multiple packs etc
I'm gonna go now - i feel really weird
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i can't eat cakes anymore
they would make me sick :(

feeling weird can be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# But you get free prescriptions!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# but i only get a chest infection twice a year
and lemon and honey normally clears that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)