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# You know the strip of card at the end of a pack of king size rizla?
Well I do.

It used to be perfect roach material, but now it is twatty thick cardboard, I blame Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# You JUNKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Sure

Ah, ok. Can't you buy roach books where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Roach books cost money
and I've finished ripping up all my cassette inlay cards
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
# My dissertation binding
made an acceptable substitute. YMMV.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I just knew there was something I didn't like about that guy.
Now we finally know.

Bongs versus paper. Bongs win.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# In a perfect world you are correct.
Bongs rip my throat apart, god knows I've tried. I can't breathe properly for days after a bucketbong session.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Lots of practice.
They don't call them AM rippers for nothing.

Sadly, my bonging days are over.

Now this is the story of my sad sad life-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_exvKnrK6g
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)
# What exactly is an AM?
I'm sure I've ripped mine, but I have ripped many of my parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Wake and bake.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# It's 5AM
...and I'm not sleepy. I've also been awake for nearly three days.

Am I deficient?

...in Serototonin maybe?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:11, archived)
# No, you're overtired.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:17, archived)
# and...
I have to go to my Japanese class in less than twelve hours! I don't know how I'll cope... -_-
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Melatonin.
Or is it Mel Torme?

Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Isn't that the compound
that makes you tan?

I don't need to be brown, I need to sleep for eight hours and wake up refreshed and ready to study some nihongo!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Oh No!
Drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)