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# Lovely!
Although he's hypermetropic (his eyes would get smaller if he was myopic).

/pedantic optician
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# but then why would he be so close, the joke doesn't work anymore
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# however
they might not be his glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# im beating you to this up there :P
www.b3ta.com/board/9007983
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I type very slowly.

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# well done on killing a joke.
the world need more people like you..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Right. Bear with me on this one.
He could be wearing a telescopic lens system. A very high negative powered contact lens combined with those high powered spectacle lenses at a certain separation would help him see the meeces from a long way away.

Although they'd look huge and scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)