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# <s>Myopic</s> Hypermetropic Kitteh

iz putting you off your pedantry...

fixed ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blinky blink
blink blink
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# So what are you then?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Judging by the username,
I would say Princess Pains new account.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oh shit
It's going to be xXx all over again xXx
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *hides*
Wake me up when the grown ups have won and I can come out again.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Wake up! WE'VE WON

I killed everyone
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# FUCKYEAH
You're the man.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i'm just a humble b3tan
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# drop the xXx it's gay

and I don't believe you
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hello toxic penis
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hi do we know you?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# aren't all penoids toxic?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Xx ooh for fuck sake not another account xX
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# won't the eyes appear smaller for near sightedness?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# aw no bites?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Looked it up, agreed with you, tried to think of a way to argue anyway, failed.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# he's clearly accidently put on his hypermetropic wife's glasses
because he couldn't see his own when he woke up this morning.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Meh...
Watch out or I'll tell The Daily Mail you're a pedant
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *heroic stance*
I fear not The Daily Mail.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Grandma of Cats :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Wotcher 'sush!
What gives with the ears?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Dunno.
Gonna find out on Thursday hopefully what is causing it. :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *keeps it all crossed*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Cheers dude.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# awww why so sad, love?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Lovely!
Although he's hypermetropic (his eyes would get smaller if he was myopic).

/pedantic optician
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# but then why would he be so close, the joke doesn't work anymore
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# however
they might not be his glasses.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# im beating you to this up there :P
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I type very slowly.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# well done on killing a joke.
the world need more people like you..
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Right. Bear with me on this one.
He could be wearing a telescopic lens system. A very high negative powered contact lens combined with those high powered spectacle lenses at a certain separation would help him see the meeces from a long way away.

Although they'd look huge and scary.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# he'll be able to see the meeces now! :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *tickles*
he lully :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)