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# SUP HO!!
I'm 20 as of 33 minutes ago. *lights birthday joint*

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hoorah
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Congrats on surviving the harsh realities of modern existence
May you struggle against the terrors of life for many more years to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# happy birthday!
it's all downhill now, you realise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# that's what a 20 year old keeps telling me
and i keep spanking her for her insolence

nah not really, but i would if she let me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# spanking is not all it's cracked up to be
there's nothing so off-putting to me as a man wanting to be punished. i want a manly man, i've had more than my fair share of wimps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# to be fair if i was that desperate to be punished
i'd have told the copper who stopped me as i was walking home at 430 on monday morning to fuck off.

bedrooms are the place for fun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)