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# My cat used to fucking torture mice before finally killing them
he'd take his paw off them, let them run away a couple of meters, then jump on them and start the ordeal again and again.

Also: dolphins treat little baby seals like footballs.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)
# I heard that those stories of dolphins guiding people back to shore
are actually just cases of what dolphins do to seals: stear them toward jetty rocks so the dolphins can smash the seals up against them.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)
# fuck
hahahaha
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Good plan.
And I'm sure every dolphin has yelled "Son of a bitch"
as the human walked away.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)
# That would not surprise me at all.
I wonder how sentient a creature has to be before the sadism kicks in.

Do those creeper trees that grow around and suffocate other trees do it for kicks, sometimes?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Yes, and genocidal warfare thru proxies.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquilegia
Plants, can't trust them.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I didn't pick up on that from the article but I'm sure they're just doing it for the lulz.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:32, archived)