In 13th century Novgorod, an elite Rus' horseman is speared through the chest by a Slavic warrior.

Sorry if this is a bit graphic.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03,
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MY EYES!
THEY CANNOT TAKE THIS REAL LIFE IMAGERY!!
THIS IS REAL ARTS
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04,
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YES. I DECLARE THIS TO BE THE WINNER.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:07,
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I wish to yield my award to plentyofants' fat spastic cat.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:13,
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OVERULED.
THE CAT RECEIVES ONLY A SWIFT DEATH.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16,
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too late!
*cat eats award*
burp!
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:17,
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