Or better still
We could take Nelson Mandella and give him superpowers!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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Why,
I think that may in fact be the answer! :D
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Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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and some sort of flying justice fortress
which could tour the Earth and dispense justice which is acceptable to Guardian readers and channel 4 alike.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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His crimefighting partners could be also superpowered
Steven Hawkings, Patrick Moore and Charlie Dimmock.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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and Tony Blair running along on the ground
trying to keep up... Cherie berating him for not being good enough to get to fight crime with the real men of the world
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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Or we could just get Chery to swallow him whole with her lips of the titans!
But he may enjoy that.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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