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# Maybe I should pitch this to the BBC?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
How do you get a clown and take it down?:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# By ignoring it
woo to this!
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ?!
I really can't agree with that! Maybe by the neighbouring countries suffering the cholera epidemic brought on by his shortcomings taking action.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I agree it's not the answer.
Though condemning him, I really wish the international community would do more to get him out of power. I hear Mugabe's not paying his army now, so I imagine it's only a matter of time until an uprising.
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Or better still
We could take Nelson Mandella and give him superpowers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Why,
I think that may in fact be the answer! :D
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# and some sort of flying justice fortress
which could tour the Earth and dispense justice which is acceptable to Guardian readers and channel 4 alike.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# His crimefighting partners could be also superpowered
Steven Hawkings, Patrick Moore and Charlie Dimmock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# and Tony Blair running along on the ground
trying to keep up... Cherie berating him for not being good enough to get to fight crime with the real men of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Or we could just get Chery to swallow him whole with her lips of the titans!
But he may enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *has an idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# is it cholera based?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Aha!
Great fools seldom differ:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Is it a cunning plan?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
"why do I sense the words 'I have a cunning plan' are marching with ill-deserved haste in the direction of this conversation ?"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i've got an idea
and its as hot as my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yes but could you stick a tail on it and call it a weasil?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# it's a cunting plan
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I don't know how you can still have ideas that quickly
now that we've all got energy-saving lightbulbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
wait for it to warm up and then bask in the sickly bright glow of my idea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
we shouldn't be allowed to try and solve it because - right - once - okay - that country used to be our country and so we're not even allowed to look at it or say anything because that's colonialism or something okay so fuck off; besides South Africa are doing a great job of it... and erm... Iraq? Credit Crunch?

/tenuous get out excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Well I suppose you could always send him down him 7-11 to pay for a loaf of bread:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# But it would make some great TV!
I'm sure the BBC would go for it.
(chippy time travel agents, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# rubbish
send in the Gurkha's, they're our best weapon in situations like this, not only are they fearless, noble warriors they also look a bit foreign, no one would be able to tell it was us.


and to think only yesterday i caused a family rift when i sent back some bmp propaganda my uncle mailed me with a rather curt reply
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# complexity creates the illusion of character
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
*scratches head and tries to work out if i'm being insulted or not.

*suspects the worse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# not in the slightest dear chap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# The Gurkahs
- keeping the army legal in terms of diverse employment since 1872
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
win!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)