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# If his name was Dom Lawson
don't worry, I told him to 'fuck the fuck off, kimono balls'.

My band can only be described as 'prog-post-metal' which is almost as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Kimono balls!
Hahahahahahahaha

My band were described as Afro-Celtic trance-rock. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or fwap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# He WAS wearing a sort of kimono thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Technically speaking
You should have fucking punched him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I should have done
but slayer were in the room so I was all excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Aww sweet little Captain
Were you talking too fast about nothing and getting all breathless?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You bet your arse I was.
I also wanked off Kerry's beard (I was only young), played with Jeff's hair (and sat on his lap- GET IN!) and had a two word poem written for me by a very proud Tom Araya.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I didn't even know Kerry was a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# He loves a bit of limey Jailbait.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Arf
do you remember the poem?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# 'Hey, Fae'
:D

he was insistent it WAS a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)