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# Today I has been mostly listening to:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?

NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ^this^
(not really) Nice img!



Look at this flash cunt!

*edit* HAHA! his ferrari is the exact same colour as a bus!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
That's what the guy crossing the road is saying too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# No. I think he is saying...
Oh Fuck, I may need an ambulance!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# would be better if that rear light
went woo-woo-woo-woo like KITT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha, woo-woo-woo-woo?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's very difficult to put that noise into words
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Really Joe, that's the best, most endearingly adorable thing you've ever said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Try this...
"woo-woo-woo-woo" Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# yep
just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hell yes!
it does go woo woo woo woo doesnt it! hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Why does it always rain on me?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# is that... snow??!
;)

Nice colours on this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Cancerous Fuck-Bananas
Kim Wilde's new Glitchcore Skiffle band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *downloads 49-track triple album*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# didn't see that on iTunes staff picks of the week yet...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# With remixes by Cex, AFX and Mike Flowers Pops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
AFX 'remixes' are great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You're lucky I said AFX
I was a gnat's bollock away from typing Kid Koala.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ah he's ok
but AFX is total genius - the Analord stuff is dangerously close to breaking my speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I shall chuck something on tonight
Could be anything. I need to nick a copy of the Tuss off my best friend, actually. I don't think I own it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's on my list of totally greatest things ever
especially Last Rushup 10
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# B3tans have excellent taste.
You, dbroon and mediocre. Excellent boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Cex?
The music and DVD exchange shop?

or Kecks, the trouser remixers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Neither, sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I used to work with a music critic
Scum. Subhuman scum. He had one of those really nasal voices, and was reeelly drily witty and ironic. He would write things like "This album doesn't so much slash through the shower curtain as bathe in the bathtub" and snort with laughter messily with his fellow music critic.

He played in a band, and when I asked him what sort, he said, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, "Well - I think Michael (the other critic) got it right the other day when he described it as sort of "psychedelic free-form hyper-rock"."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# If his name was Dom Lawson
don't worry, I told him to 'fuck the fuck off, kimono balls'.

My band can only be described as 'prog-post-metal' which is almost as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Kimono balls!
Hahahahahahahaha

My band were described as Afro-Celtic trance-rock. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or fwap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# He WAS wearing a sort of kimono thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Technically speaking
You should have fucking punched him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I should have done
but slayer were in the room so I was all excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Aww sweet little Captain
Were you talking too fast about nothing and getting all breathless?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You bet your arse I was.
I also wanked off Kerry's beard (I was only young), played with Jeff's hair (and sat on his lap- GET IN!) and had a two word poem written for me by a very proud Tom Araya.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I didn't even know Kerry was a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# He loves a bit of limey Jailbait.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Arf
do you remember the poem?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# 'Hey, Fae'
:D

he was insistent it WAS a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Informer by Snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *licks your boom-boom down*
Fucking hell, I can't believe I've just said that. I had to force myself, I almost pulled out several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *drops monocle*
that post contains more double entrendres than a Best of Carry On compilation DVD*

(*Everyone loves a DVD, apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I know all the words to that, it goes
Infor-mah heknowsabiddleboobleybabbleysaydoh meleakyboomboomyay

I think I remember the lyrics from a Lookin pullout.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Of course you do
you listen to almost as much shite as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# it's not shite
we're right, everyone else is wrong.

Hee come dee hot-steppah!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# INI FUCKING KAMOZE
(turn it up)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# AH'M A LICKLE ICKLE DANCAH
(turn it up)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D
EXCUSE ME MISTAH OFFICAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# STILL LOOKIN LIKE DISSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# STILL LOOKIN LIKE Aaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Right up there in the 'top 10 worst records ever made' hall of fame.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Behind 9 Snow Patrol songs?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yep, that'd work.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :O
I love 90s shite. Reminds me of school discos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I have to say
that on my list, Macca's 'Wonderful Christmastime' is the worst record ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Shirley, the Frog Chorus was worse?
but it is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# naw, the Frog Chorus is monumental compared to it
it's like really thin milky baby sick being repeatedly poured into your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hey you, something something, I don't like your girlfriend
that one. That's my worst song ever.

I do like your girlfriend, just so we're clear. I was quoting. She seems like lots of fun.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME
SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE'S LOTS OF FUN


fucking hell, I must go home. I'm ill and dizzy and a bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
it is indeed irritating

perfectly clear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# If I was ever in the same room as Avril Lavigne
I'd be arrested for tearing off chunks of her horrible face and spitting them back at her.

You think I'm joking. I think I'd actually snap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Avril Lav-fucked if I can spell it
anything by her makes me pull my hair out
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You just get better and better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
What's wrong with snow?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Sunshine reggae?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# s'purpleraininnit?
I hope you paid Prince directly for the privilege. I hear he's including his Paypal account in his album covers now, so that people can voluntarily pay whenever they mention his name, or sing his songs in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *ding!*
You win a prize*!


*You may not win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# or name their dog after him
wait - have you got a PhD now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)