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# He's a bright pink cloth cat sat in front of a nondescript brick wall
If he's not the focus to you already, you must be Ray Charles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *picks up cheese grater*
This is the most violent book I have ever read!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *picks up pirahnas*
This doesn't feel much like a cake at all. Oh well, time to go out I guess *forces knife-lined colander onto head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# how did you all end up living in such a death trap?
shirley as a blind person someone would have made you house more safe rather than leaving knife lined colanders around the place...

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You'd think. Perhaps I should write a strongly worded letter
using this pen *goes towards water covered table with electrified poking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *tackles to the ground*
*wraps in bubble wrap*
*pokes various holes for breathing etc*
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *wets self*
*starts to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)