Silly man films himself pushing a glass jar up his bottom and it accidentally breaksThere then follows many excruciating minutes of clinking noises and pouring blood as he tries to retrieve the shards
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02,
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Why won't people just buy plugs, ffs?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02,
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don't knowMade me feel sad and a bit teary, actually. Silly, silly, panicky man.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03,
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Well to cheer you upI had a friend at college who called me up from his girlfriends house to say he'd half inserted a tampon up his bottom and was about to get in the bath 'to see what it felt like'.
He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.
(He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07,
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I still can't bring myself to watch this.I've seen the first 10 seconds then turned it off.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:14,
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I'll watch it when I get home*stomach of steel*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:15,
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That'll be all those sit-ups you've been dong Captain. ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:16,
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You've unwittingly made me guiltyas I've been meaning to start doing these for AGES.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19,
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I watched for about a minuteand then I came
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25,
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