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# Egg Nog gives you rusty water
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# You give me rusty water!
And of course, when I say rusty water, I actually mean the raging fucking horn!

Lo Sir! How do?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# A nother one who wants to fuck me
how do sir?

I am in need of some new eyes, but the weekend is here and i am all ready drinking
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Woot!
I am off to get myself some boozes in a minute, but I have to set myself on fire first so I wont get cold.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# drink some schnapps before you go out, it will keep you warm but wont get you too pissed up
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# But I don't have any schnapps.
Therefore, I will have to buy some at the shop, when I am there, thus defeating the object!

*sets fire to self*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# bleach then
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)