Jam jar 'accidentally' splinters, and the shards of glass shatter horribly. Cue several minutes of bleeding mixed with shit as the guy picks out the shards in silence.
I use inverted commas, because from the scarring about his crotchal region past efforts can be quite clearly identified. I still don't see why it was posted.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39,
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The thanks is mutual, Sir.
:D
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47,
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