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[challenge entry] Availiable soon in all good toy shops

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(Lord Chode, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I didn't like it before, but this one is great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# yes this one is also lully
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# when I turn my monitor sideways 90 degrees
and squint

IT'S IN FUCKNG 3D!!!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I fucking love fuckng 3D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I fucking glee when shit sticks out of the screen and shit and it's like you try and grab it and shit and it's like
HAHAA OPTICAL ILLUSTRATION! and like "darn!!" and you shake your fist and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# and then wipe your bum, right?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# maybe, maybe not
depends
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It's the bestest thing EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# quick delete this one
use the edit tab under your first image dropdown menu, normal post etc, change to image challenge easy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# no delete the other one!
etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Delete both, then post another two.
Then delete one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hell, let's call it even and set fire to everything!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# If you set fire to me, I'll delete you so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# oh baby, I'm gonna smear everything in vaselene and just throw lit matches!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# You sure know how to make me hot
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# no dont listen to him
deleting threads is like killing a kitten.
you start to enjoy it after a while but people
tell me its wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# dammit i replied to that one and all
ffs
As i was TRYING to say... USE THE EDIT BUTTON :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# shhhh
I deleted one....ok
(Lord Chode, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Waaah thread deleter!
*fetches pitchforks and flaming torches*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# indeed!
*grrs and shakes pitsfokk*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# they love you really. This is their way of showing it : /
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/4077415 hang around and watch for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Good save! Have another woo for being quick about it! :)
Also, what is that linked horror further down? I don't want to look. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# as i was replying in the other thread...
its a pair of bollocks without the bag
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Oh. What a crackingly hilarious post from that twat, then.
Cheers for the (double) effort. Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ...save me watching jarman...
what happened - i opened it nearly vomited then closed it again...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Jam jar "accidentally" splinters, and the shards of glass shatter horribly. Cue several minutes of bleeding mixed with shit as the guy picks out the shards in silence.
I use inverted commas, because from the scarring about his crotchal region past efforts can be quite clearly identified. I still don't see why it was posted.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ...exit only
sheesh what is wrong with people?
Thank you for saving my fragile mind from further meltdowns :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# The thanks is mutual, Sir.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Don't look at it.
Nasty testicle things...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I won't, the jam jar incident was more than enough for me.
Cheers for the response!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I have thus far managed not to look at the jam jar incident...
It sounds pretty minging...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I tried not to, but it went to the popular page. I had a few drinks, and temptation got the better of me.
I never learn, these shock sites - everyone watches then discusses them and I don't want to feel left out. Although I always decide that in retrospect, I definitely DO want to be left out.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# enough of that everyone...
...who wants one for christmas?
(Lord Chode, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yep please! I'd like a deleted thread for chrisymas!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# no not that one
under normal circumstances deleting threads will get you hung, but as the only people on the board tonight mainly post crap it's safe if not in the public's best interest to delete as much of the drivel they write as you humanly can.

*legs it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# very nice
*wants for christmas*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# well
if u ask santa nicely he might get you one
(Lord Chode, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# free
Trak-Mat with purchase
(Lord Chode, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)