We figured out that a good name for a cat would beDonny And Marie Osmond. But the thing is, you're not allowed to shorten it when you call them. So you have to say, 'Donny And Marie Osmond! Donny And Marie Osmond!' every time you want to get their attention.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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Is there a law against shortening cat names in the US?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:57,
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:25,
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