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# hahhah yes probably
most proctologists think shit is so funny that they like to stick their fingers into peoples buttholes all day and do tests on people feces and fuck that sounds so nasty

urologist are just dudes that love dick
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Dude
so gay.

So gay to get some other dude to check on how your prostate is doing.

Fucking fags.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Aww fuck does this mean I'm gay now?
I mean, I guess I'm ok with it, but my wife's gonna fucking kill me.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# She'll come around
married women in general find the idea of sex completely abhorrent, she'd much rather be shopping, I'm sure.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no no
urologists do the finger-up-butt thing too, to check out the prostate.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I think the telescope down the pee-hole manouvre is hilarious
I used to play with the training machines when I had that job - I can do a urethroscopy in under 10 minutes. It takes a good urologist about 15.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Fuck
that's how it got left with the urologist... the guy said everything else checked out, there was just one more procedure to make absolutely sure there was nothing wrong in the bladder... they just needed to insert a camera up my urethra. I was out of there almost before he'd finished the sentence. Luckily I've been ok since though.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# haha
still let a guy put his finger up your butt :\

Edit: j/k, I did too.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)