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# i <3 cockweasle
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I AM COCKWEASLES BOSS
I AM VERY ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# hey check out this bullshit its all of my notebooks they is filled up with fat bullshit and gay their all like mostly full and there is nine of them and they happened in like not even three months
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I almost never draw in sketchbooks.
Sometimes I do a scribble in one of Kk's books, but when I look at it later it just looks like a scribble.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
# you should post some of your pictures plzzzzz
and i dont use sketch books i just use the notebooks that im supposed to do my work in
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Looks like lots of those new YiffWorlders in there too.
Got some things to do first, but I will get something out of them in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# hahhaha yes theyre yiffers i didnt think about that
i just liked drawing animal people i is turning fur


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Pissing Blood
/Slayer blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Ooh ooh, I've pissed blood before
twice. What do I win?
Heh the urologist guy asked me a bunch of questions and examined me, then he kind of went quiet for a moment, then he looked me in the eyes and said, "Ok, and is there anything else you'd like to volunteer at this point?", by which I suppose he meant, "have you shoved anything up your peehole, for instance a cactus or a propelling pencil?" I guess those guys get to hear some really crazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)
# eewww. you win all the peace and love in the world peeing blood is a godly power



i cant imagine the stories that eurologist and proctologist have to hear.

what makes someone consider those professions? you must really have to love shit and piss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Either that or you have to think it's really really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Or you like stickin your finger up dood's poopers
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# mind has been pissed
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Oh man
the guy said to me, "just relax". Yeah, I'm bent over a table with my pants around my ankles and a stranger behind me wearing a lubed-up glove. I'm REALLY fucking ready to relax right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# TOPTIP:
Shove a small plastic baby in there for a fun surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# "It's a miracle!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# And what if you relax too much?
He'd probably think you were used to it - and what's more - where enjoying the experience.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# i had that done to me once :(
what the doc didn't know, is that about 7 minutes before that i took a really long diarrhea dump.

i guess after that, he knew.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)
# hahhah yes probably
most proctologists think shit is so funny that they like to stick their fingers into peoples buttholes all day and do tests on people feces and fuck that sounds so nasty

urologist are just dudes that love dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Dude
so gay.

So gay to get some other dude to check on how your prostate is doing.

Fucking fags.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Aww fuck does this mean I'm gay now?
I mean, I guess I'm ok with it, but my wife's gonna fucking kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# She'll come around
married women in general find the idea of sex completely abhorrent, she'd much rather be shopping, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no no
urologists do the finger-up-butt thing too, to check out the prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I think the telescope down the pee-hole manouvre is hilarious
I used to play with the training machines when I had that job - I can do a urethroscopy in under 10 minutes. It takes a good urologist about 15.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Fuck
that's how it got left with the urologist... the guy said everything else checked out, there was just one more procedure to make absolutely sure there was nothing wrong in the bladder... they just needed to insert a camera up my urethra. I was out of there almost before he'd finished the sentence. Luckily I've been ok since though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# haha
still let a guy put his finger up your butt :\

Edit: j/k, I did too.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)
# this is not a good reason.
i guess for the first, let's say, year, it will be like:
Patient: "i have corn in my shit."
Proctologist: "hahahahah!!"

but after that:
Patient: "i have corn in my shit."
Proctologist: "what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! stop eating fucking corn."
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I reckon you can keep yourself amused though
just by telling patients lies and making them do fucked-up shit to themselves.
"Corn in your shit? You should carefully remove it and place it in a jar. When the jar's full, place it on your doorstep for the corn collectors. Don't worry if it takes a while for them to pick it up, they're very busy"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# oh definatly
and im sure they get plenty of people who put things in their asses too that never gets old right? the internet says: no
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# i like your wordplay.
making them do fucked-up shit to themselves. :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i used to repair urethroscopes
I havent met a urologist who wasn't a dirtyfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# I think I made my urologist uncomfortable using words like "ejaculate" and "erection"
he made me very uncomfortable using words like "jerk off" and "hard on".

I just didn't like that dude in general.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# ahhaha thats so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I really do not think people like that are as comfortable with their jobs as they're supposed to be
they're just in it for the shit loads of money.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Yeah and I bet they end up pissing it all away.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# I think if it's someone you met hanging out at the gym
it's possible they weren't really a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Are you saying poppers are not an effective treatment for burning urinary discharge?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Haha
this was your chance to come up with an amazing story about shoving some kitchen appliances up your cock though...see if he would flinch
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# I AGREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# when popeye lets himself go?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# popeye donst have a vagina like that
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# I AM KERMIT DESTROYER OF WORLDS...
BRING ME BANJOS AND PLUMP BREASTED PIGS OR DIE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# kermit you fuck
kermit kills the world
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# THESE ER GOOD PICKTURES
KINDA GAYE THOUGHE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# nO! they are not gay!!!! there is no gaynesss here YOU ARE GAY IF YOU SAY THAT THEY ARE GAY FAGHOLE ASSHOLE BITCH NIP
my pictures are for men and women who are not gay and want to have babies together and men who want to have babies even though they have vaginas my pictures are all about the vagina
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Homer simpson vs Kermit the frog
Homer would win. Kermit has no upper arm strength (his arms flap when he goes yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# yes but homo simpson has a big butt that lowers his attack by -20
kermit has a knife and he can regenerate limbs

although homo does have his super neck attack and a raised defense system

it is a tough match
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:47, archived)
# HAHA TOO MUCH ROIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# im going to sleep to death
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)