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# Hahaha lettuce trees!
That's how they really grow!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# and these is tropical lettuce trees
best of all!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# So nice with tomato squids!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I wish I had that $26,000,000 or whatever it was, I could have bought that island on ebay
and enjoyed tropical lettuces and tomato squids
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Yays
And it's almost radish turtle season too!
*dons radish turtle stalker hat*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# now yer talking!
*grabs radish turtle twatting mallet*

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oooo nice twatting mallet!
Is that a Plindge & Twattleburger Mk II?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# quite so, varnished with the tears from dissilusioned orphans no less
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ooo nice
THe kitten skin handle is a nice touch.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# finest patagonian orphan kitten
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I personally have the Tumblebottom Cunting Shillelagh and Minge Trimmer.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you can get cheap knock offs of those from jml
I saw a video of it in woolworths once

*sniff*

hmm, maybe I can steal those JML tv screens from woolies, they won't be getting used now :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# lol
Yeah I've seen Tecos value version as well but they look like they wouldn't even menace a cranberry anemone!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)