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# Awwww!
But I like London :(
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# lies.
you're obviously bloody gay aren't you? thats it isn't it? got you sussed!

:D :D

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Damn!
I have been found out!

*minces round Westminster looking for Tory MP's*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HAHA.
but brighton is the gay capital!

you simpppppply must come now!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *is hoisted by his own petard*
One day my pretty, one day :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# god, i'm losing it.
once i was able to lure b3tans down from leeds!

and now i can't even get one from london. maybe it times ot ocme out as a lesbian.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# No silly!
I just aint a big traveller :) And I haven't said no silly! Just not tonight ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU'VE FUCKING SPURNED ME YA BASTARD
THATS IT! I'M GOING TO CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF AND DRESS LIKE A FUCKING LUMBERJACK AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU VILE QUEEN!

i looove shouty caps.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SHOUT AT ME
YOU MUFF MUNCHING DYKEY PERSON!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# IS IT BECAUSE I'M WHITE AND MAY FANCY WOMAN AND BECAUSE I AM WOMAN WHO CAN THINK FOR HERSELF?
I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION! YOOOOOOOOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# YES I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
/Kat Slaters
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# this is why i love you
you get it!

and i love the kat make up.

and you like peter cook and big star.

YOU FAAAACKIN CUNT
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE POOF ALONE AND GET ON A PLANE TO SYDNEY
YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SITUATION DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF CARRYING ON LIKE MEG GRIFFIN

YOU WEAR A WOOL HAT DON'T YOU??

DON'T YOU??
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# HE'S MAH GIRLFRIEND
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# YOU BEANIE WEARING WIERDO
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# stop chasing after a gay guy. come on
you can tell by the poofy food user name.

you can tell what real men want to eat...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ha!
You wish ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# since when to straight blokes think, "oh fuuuuuuuck maate, i'm dying for sushi right now"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I never say I am dying for any food really
apart from Burgers and Pizzas.

Also, Japanese people!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# japanese people have no right to comment on sex
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# When were we talking about sex?
I thought we were talking about food.

You really need to get some action fella ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# we were talking about how food reflect sexuality
sushi = > fwapping to cartoons
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# that's just because live-action tentacle porn isn't as much fun
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# cock?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# only after we've cut it's head off, watched it flap around in agony and cooked on a spit.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)