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# Nope
They do silly little things like telling old ladies off in the supermarket, screaming SHARK! at the beach and insisting a bald man has lost his hair on the train and begins a game of hide and seek to find it.

:D they're entertaining most days
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Haha excellent,
I still prefer puppies tho.
My housemate keeps saying she wants a baby, and I keep threatening her that if she gets one, im getting a puppy. (She hates animals)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Uh oh
You sure your housemate isn't asking you to help her have a baby? (we women are cryptic that way)..

YAY get a puppy either way. They're easier to look after
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# No, shes got a boyfriend of some time
Its basically whenever theres babbys on the telly, she goes all "Aww I want one" and I say "Puppy" then she shuts up

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Babies are fun
but more so if they're not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Id rather a house full of puppies then a house full of babies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Please tell us more about little 'uns telling old ladies off in supermarkets!
You have a colossal global audience here.
G'wan...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Kids don't always have manners
My daughter is 4 years old and most days she's polite as pie. So she'll say Excuse me please but after 5 old ladies who didn't hear her.. she eventually found that yelling MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.. works better.

She also caught an old lady "stealing" (eating) a few grapes and told her off stating she should put them back.

I get the worst looks from old biddies.. muhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Heh heh.
You're on to something there.
The old bags are the very worst for disgracefully bad manners in my town.
Particularly in a shopping context.
Sounds like your your lil' doods have got it about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Old ladies are the worst
Once was in line at a bank and an old lady infront of me farted loudly then had the nerve to look at me like I did. Grr
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Ah, now that's a different matter.
On that particular occasion, you farted yourself.
You're now just pretending you didn't.
Fart fart fart.

Tch, and you blame it all on some harmless old bag.

Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)