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# The opening of Shrek the musical was on the news this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# fuckin yeah
*clicks*
I hate musicals, me.
Lloyd-Webber and Ben Elton should be locked in a room and be forced to eat each other to death.
CUNTS.

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Also coming in 2009
Kane!: The musical
Together Forever: The Rick Astley Story
Hairspray: The musical based on the film of the musical based on the film
Last of the Summer Wine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I'd like to see how they build the set for last of the summer wine.
It's going to need a fucking big hill for them to roll down in a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# You forgot
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria: The Musical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Maddie, the Musical
1: Has anyone seen my child?
2: Rohypnol Blues
3: Bury that baby
4: Crocodile tears
5: (suggestions anyone?)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Don't Leave Me This Way......
....in a shallow grave...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Last CHristmas I gave you my heart
BUt the very next day you got £500,000 for it from a rick businesman with a sick child?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Maddie should come back as a zombie while singing "Thriller"
As sponsered by "The News Of The World"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# and of course, the classic
"been around the world, & I can't find my baby"
damn I'm good at hiding bodies
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# is it just me.....
....or could Maddie just be the new "Anne Frank"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# What?
She's hiding from the nazis?

You could imagine her diary. Day one. Learnt to write.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Day 18 - damn that tasted salty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Day 24 - for some reason I find it easier to poo than ever before.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Poor Kathy Staff
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# indeed...
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# WORDS WORDS WORDS...
Had to say it, Riv.
ALSO
Pffft [sustained to curtain]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# If anyone says they don't like musicals
they tend to like South Park the Movie.

Yeah, exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# But that is the greatest musical of all time
I don't hate musicals, per se.

I hate the west end's obsession with only making stuff with recognition appeal.

If it's not based on something pre-existing, or if they can't get some hollywood 'star' in it, they don't want to know at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I still want to see the Jerry musical.
By that I mean Jerry Springer, not the Producers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# But that's Stewart Lee and therefore probably genius
I haven't seen it though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I think we should have a /board excursion
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'm up for it- is it still showing?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Not a clue, but I hope so.
I'd love to see it, and I'm a lolchristian so everyone else should have NO excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I wouldn't mind seeing Jerry Springer the opera
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A /BOARD EXCURSION
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# My fave stilll has to be Return to the Forbidden Planet
Hailed as Shakespears forgotten rock and roll classic. It's the musical of Forbidden planet using rock and roll classics. The musical is actually played by the cast and it does into the interval with Cookie the chef doing a 10 minute guitar solo to The ZOmbies, She's Not There!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# You wait
Ther'll be Man o War: The Musical next:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# \o/ IF FUCKING ONLY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# heh heh----well put sir
musicals eh?what a pile of tripe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)